The AB

When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.

Trudie didn’t want to fuck, so I gave her The AB and jack my dick on her back.

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Abe

Short for 'Abortion Bitch', which refers to a fat, unsightly woman who hangs around like a bad smell. Origins of the phrase can be traced back to Chester England in the early Noughties.

'Hey do you wanna go round to Abe's house and hang out?'

'Let's write a song about Abe'

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AB

Acronym for Adult Baby... see infantilism, adult baby

"Hey dude, why are you wearing a diaper and playing with that rattle?"
"Duhhh, cuz me is a AB 'toopid head!"
"Oh cool... do you need to be changed?"
"Cooooo" ^.^

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ABS

Shortened acronym for "Adult Book Store" - commonly used in the male gay community in online postings (i.e.: Craigslist, AdultFriendFinder, etc.)

Craigslist posting: Looking to meet up at an ABS tonite! Wanna cum with.

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ABS

an awesome abbreviation for when you have already stalked something or someone on any type of social networking i.e. facebook, twitter, tumblr.

literally stands for "already been stalked"

girl 1: did you see her trashy as fuck pictures from new years eve?!?!
girl 2: ugh ABS

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abs

somethign thtas on a guy and thats fuckng hottttttttttt
and they make guys turn gay
rer

Yo sexy lemme see ure abs

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Abe

The role you play in the PS game "Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee".

Abe is the best darn floor-waxer in RuptureFarms also just happens to be the millennial Hero selected by fate to rescue his fellow Mudokons from slavery

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