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love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.

Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

77๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a womenโ€™s vagina.

Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!

by Geric Linlee September 19, 2018


white albatross

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.

Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...

by palebot October 17, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 December 20, 2017


email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.

...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...

by eine May 27, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Albatross & Finch

6teen's Abercrombie & Fitch.

Caitlin Cooke (6teen Character) LOVES to shop at Albatross & Finch.

by Caitlin13579 December 8, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


albatross boost

A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.

Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.

by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž