alcoholic

A person addicted to alcohol consumption.

Benji Madden was an alcoholic but he's been sober for 3 years now...yay Benji! Luvv ya dude!!

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alcoholic

College kids who drink their feelings, blackout every weekend, come hung over to class that is, if they even make it at all. Some may even have a plan of action entitled something similiar to the BCPA - (Bill Christian Plan of Action) to deal with their drunken hook-ups.

Student 1: Man that guy came to class still drunk, what an alcoholic.

Student 2: Oh yeah, I saw that alky with four girls last night.

Student 1: The BCPA was getting a lot of action.

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alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

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alcoholic

My observation over a lifetime, is the individual
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.

Sal drinks too often && is in denial so he is an alcoholic.

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alcoholic

powerless over alcohol

i am an alcoholic

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alcoholic

Somone who even though they got a new liver 'cos they're famous', still pisses it up the wall becasue he's a complete 'twat' - look it up if you're not sure on this one!

"Could you go another Stella Georgie Best?
Could you go another Stella Georgie Beast?
Could you go another Stella? cos you're turning fuckin' yella,
go another Stella Georgie Best"

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alcoholic

That guy on the couch. Thinks hes a responsible model citizen by day, 4 year old blubbering fucking idiot by night.

someone we all hate.

AKA. My brother

alcoholic aaron: Dude why don't you go to school?
me: i don't know, why is the sky blue? why does the bear shit in the woods? how many dui's you got??
alcoholic aaron: fuck you
me:Sorry, I guess the questions were too complex for your one track mind to grasp. . lemme put it in terms you actually understand.
Derr dErr blah blah blah BEER blah bla alcohol your a fuckin idiot thats going nowhere in life but working retail!
BITCH! I hope you choke on your own vomit in the night you dickhead!

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