Ames

An absolute lad. Ames is the height of intellect but cannot tie shoelaces. Ames is amazing at everything and is the best friend you could ask for, always there for you. Also a little bitch- in the best of ways. An Ames is not afraid to cheat in UNO and will deny it if caught.
They are very sweet at heart however Ames is a top and will fuck you hard. If you’re looking for a good time, just find Ames. Despite being a furry, they will not fuck you in a fursuit, no matter how much you beg.
Whilst being a genius, an Ames is capable of commuting sins no one else could, for example, breaking Toasters and diluting fruit juice. Ames will defend themselves but in reality they are wrong.
Ames has the build of a Greek god, oiled muscular body, 8ft and not compensating for anything.
If you have the opportunity, get an Ames in your life, they’re a great cover for having zero braincells (not that they have more..) and will help you with your maths homework.

Person a: Omg look over there!

Person b: Woah they look pretty hot... and gay

Person a: Are they cheating at uno?
Person b: ah. An Ames

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Ame

A dumbass band kid looking for attention who occasionally says, "We must execute all furries."

Oh, that kid again. Such an ame.

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AM

After Midnight.

The 22nd Century, non-Latin version of that very late, or early time of day.

-Omg, It's 1:35 in the AM? does that stand for After Midnight?

-No it doesnt but it might as well mean that. It means antes media something. It means before noon in Latin.

It's 2 in the AM. Nothing good ever happens in the AM.

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ams

All Month Syndrome (AMS), similar to Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur about 5 to 11 days before a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle.

The only difference is the wide range of physical and/or emotional symptoms occur all month; and has scientifically doesn't have anything to do with the menstrual cycle.

Joe: 'Why is she acting like such a bitch?'

John: 'She must be suffering from AMS'

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Ames

The art of taking a gigantic shit, or expelling a devil turd from one's ass

Hey Bell what's up?
Oh man I have to go drop an Ames

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AME

Refers to someone who is an aircraft maintenance engineer.

Are you becoming an AME?

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AMS

Abbreviation of Alpha Male Syndrome. A disorder, male specific, that may cause one to act irrationally so that he feels a sense of superiority or dominance above other males present in the surrounding. If two people in the same proximity have AMS it is likely a fight, verbal exchange, or sense of hatred will occur.

AMS is more commonly known as not being a bitch, having a pair of testicles, or being a man. Sometimes a person who does not have the disorder is referred to as a "pussy."

It is common for those who have AMS to state the abbreviation after something that is very "alpha" either occurred or was spoken about.

"Damn, look at Rich. He doesn't take shit from anyone."

"Yeah bro, I heard he's got AMS."

or

"You fuck that girl last night, Kevin?"

"Sure did."

"AMS."

"Hell yea, mofo. AMS"

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