the national Anthrax

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.

When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.

{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.

{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!

{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.

Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.

Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.

anthrax (adj.)

Describing items or places (esp. in the workplace) that almost everyone rationally or irrationally avoids (i.e. the anthrax restroom, the anthax refrigerator, etc)

"That's the anthrax (adj.) microwave. Nobody uses it because it smells like burnt tuna"

dog anthrax

Any substance that is deadly to a dog, Usually used with Chocolate

My Girl friend is a bitch

Why is that?

she keeps sending me dog anthrax for valentines day, because she hates fluffy.

Your retarded.

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Experimental Anthrax Vaccine

No Soldiers actually got Anthrax. But they did suffer from, debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea, memory loss, partial facial~paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. The soldiers nicknamed this the "KANE MADNESS"

!!DISCLAMER!!! (fictional illness from 2001 movie Evolution)

The soldiers inoculated with an experimental Anthrax Vaccine suffered from the "Kane Madness"

anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today

Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?

Purple Anthrax

A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.

"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."