When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.
"Dude did you see he went to a cafรจ and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"
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a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...
e.g ::
barney ~ oii, blad mind the-
{some bretherin falls down stairs}
barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...
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Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know
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When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.
Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right
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That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.
Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life
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a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!
Guy 2: wtf
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the new way of enhancing erections.
(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?
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