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Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafรจ and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021

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apple pie

a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...

e.g ::

barney ~ oii, blad mind the-

{some bretherin falls down stairs}

barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...

by BarneyBwoii. May 5, 2008

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Apple Pie

Apple pie is like sex with a woman Believe i know

I like apple pie.

by SongsOfOld October 3, 2003

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Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 13, 2020

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apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher March 27, 2016

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Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

by That 1 other guy May 7, 2009

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apple pie

the new way of enhancing erections.

(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?

by TheCroft June 5, 2007

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