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1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
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Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
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One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"
Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
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A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.
When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.
see LGOPS
You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.
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An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.
See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.
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When one can just won't do, open an entire 24 can case of whoop ass, and let the ass kickin' begin.
1. Did you see that case of whoop ass Ben opened on Jerry? I thought the morgue would be Jerry's next stop!
2. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!
Go ahead, I got a whole case of whoop ass just setting here, and it has easy open lids!
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What every mercenary in Far Cry shouts when he can't shoot at you.
I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on u!!
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