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Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel March 2, 2016


Assers ass

A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser

Damn… that guy.. asser.. has Assers ass

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021


Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..

Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021


Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.

I wish if I was Asser

by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022