A monkey that shakes itβs ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.
Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.
1π 1π
Someone who tells you half of the truth
When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser
3π 8π
Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.
"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."
"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"
1π 2π
It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.
-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser
A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser
Damn⦠that guy.. asser.. has Assers ass
A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..
Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..
He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.
I wish if I was Asser