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Ingredients of a Homemade chocolate pie or Section 751 Assets or Tax Bitches Butts.
Chocolate, Unrealized Recievables, Butts
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A person or object that bring positive emotional value to a relationship or environment.
Kaitlin is an emotional asset, I feel great whenever she is around me, she brings me pure joy and wide smiles.
HUSBAND and/or WIFE
MOTHER and/or FATHER
Any type of companionship that is essential to a household/community; appreciation for community increases with time passing and grows greater understanding of needs for all incorporated/affiliated
Mary: "Josie I just don't see how you could have married that Joe when you did."
Josie: "Well Mary, when you feel the relationship will bring an appreciating asset you need to ask 'What's important to me?'"
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Marc : "Damn your house is clean, no wonder you got married so soon"
Joe: "Well you got to know what needs to be done and find a way of getting it all taken care of"
Marc: "Always wondered if that Mary-Lou would have been as an appreciating asset as your little lady."
A prominent butt that in twenty years will be only a shadow of its former glory
Mike: Hey that girl has a fine ass.......
Steve: Yea, but wait a few years and it will be a totally Depreciating Asset.....
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The favored toys of Vladimir Putin.
See: Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, FOX News, GOP
Lydia: Don Jr. is SUCH a Russian Asset!
Angie: Like father, like son.
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Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.
Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.
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a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"
Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."
Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."
Cop: "No, but your money has."
Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"
Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."
Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
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