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August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli
“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”
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This is the day where the worst people are born. They're mostly manipulative and/or hypocritical. I mean they're an August Virgo what do you expect.
Girl 1: Omg girl he's born on August 31st
Girl 2: Ew what, he's an August Virgo those are the worst
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Give this man/woman the biggest hug ever because they are sexiest
Damn, Jacob is born on 31 August, he's sexy asf.
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National stfu month !!
The month where you stfu cause you sound dumb as shit you fucking weirdo go get a hobby!!
hey mark u ever heard of National stfu Month? It’s August 1 - 31, the whole month where dick heads like you should stfu up do the whole month !!
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People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.
August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.
It’s the perfect day to fuck with your best girl mates head! DON’t GO TO FAR!!
Boy: Hey girl, you know that your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl: what are you kidding?!
Boy: yeah it’s August 31