Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of an avocado you idiot. If you're looking this up, you have a one millimeter defeater, STEVE.
Me: Avocados are fucking disgusting.
Millennials: DIE, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL.
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A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.
"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"
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Nikocado avocado aka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.
Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?
Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?
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1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates βcontentβ on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.
Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances
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Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados
Liam:whats wrong with avocados
Louis: trendiest food of all time