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Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!
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After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......
Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....
To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment
I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.
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During any sporting event, when someone has been throughly fucked.
When everone agrees that they were completely embarrassed.
I'v never seen a spike that hard to the face.
Yeah, he was balls deep in that ass.
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Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls
Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch
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An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"
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Its my cat
Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. 👆🏻🤏🏾👌✊🏾👈🏽☝️🫴🤞🏻👌👈🏽🤙🏽🖐🏾🖐🏾✌🏻👍👍👇🏾🫵
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.
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