1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty
2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place
Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!
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one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle
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A phrase that very few slightly old fashioned "nerdy" people use to simply say "Oh, neat!".
Or...
A phrase used by losers when something is unusually cool.
Emily: Hey Brian, do you want to ride to Burgerville later with me and meet some friends?
Brian: Sure, that sounds great!
Emily: Okay :)
Brian: Neato bandito! See you then.
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When your partner tries to preform a Dirty Sanchez and you counter by shitting on there hand.
"Carl tried to pull a Dirty Sanchez but I beat him to the punch and pulled a Bandito Buster all over his hand and bed."
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Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"
A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat
I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.
A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else
He's a booty Bandito