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NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.
Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.
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A living hellhole.
The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!
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A bathroom nigga, is a nigga dat be in da school bathroom ready to hurt you badly. Bathroom niggas are mostly Black or hispanic. The bathroom nigga is only a urban legend, but many people still report seing or being attacked by one.
Guy #1 - have you heard about the bathroom nigga.
Guy #2 - Yes very scary they are ( yoda dialect intensifies)
To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.
Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"
"Lets take him to the hospital!"
"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"
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"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."
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When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."
Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"
James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."
Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.
I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.