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1. An energy drink with the most purpose named after "balls" probably so people will laugh about what you just drank.
2. What you don't want other girls to see you buy at the store.
3. Best used in a conversation labled as "energy drink."
4. Whats best not to ask for in jail.
5. What you need to grow.
1. Bawls creator #1: So what shall we call this?
Bawls creator #2: How about Bawls so that way people can be laughed at?
2. *Price check reads "Bawls"*
Girl: Oh my god! Your buying Bawls?
3. Jim: So Frank, what did you drink this morning?
Frank: Some Bawls.
4. Prisoner: Guard! Could you please get me some Bawls?
Bubba: You want some Bawls honey? Well I got it right here.
5. I just grew the same plant used to make Bawls in my backyard.
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tastes like cream soda!!!
Gimme some of that shit!
no man its expensive material!
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An energy drink that tastes pretty good. More often than not, however, it is purchased for entertainment over taste. That is, no group of people can consume a bottle of Bawls without erupting into a plethora of jokes and puns related to "Balls," a word which shares the same pronunciation as Bawls.
Rick: Mark, do you want to taste my Bawls?
Mark: Nah, I'm not thirsty.
Rick: Joe, do you want to taste my Bawls?
Joe: No, shut up about your Bawls! That stopped being funny three hours ago.
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adj.
1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.
1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
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