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At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...
Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.
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A place where a teenager masturbates at
Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).
My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.
1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.
2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.
Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.
Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.
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To masturbate one's self into an insane state.
Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.
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To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
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The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.
Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.
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To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.
G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.
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