Belt

Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.

Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!

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belt

A leather strap usually worn by men around their waists to keep their pants from falling down. Since it is tight, most men find it uncomfortable. It is most often worn on men's suits and school uniforms.

Matthew groaned as he tightened his belt on his school uniform in the morning since it was so tight.

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belt

the solution for white whining kids that don't want to listen

HAROLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED I'M GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS WITH MY BELT UNTIL YOU START FUCKING BLEEDING, BITCH, YOU HEAR ME?!

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belted

The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.

Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!

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belt

innuendo for penis

Person 1: "I beat my child with my belt last night for misbehaving"
Person 2: "What the fuck?"

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Belt

To keep your kids in line

Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??

The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids

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The Belt

Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.

My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!

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