the bends

n. The state of being under the influence of drugs. The term is a metaphor created by Radiohead, comparing the effects of pressure on scuba divers to the effects of drugs on users.

"He looks kinda messed up..."
"Yeah, he's got the bends"

Who are my real friends? Have they all got the bends? -Radiohead

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Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

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the bend

adj. great, amazing, awesome

As in, "That shit is the bend".
"That shit is amazing".

As in, "That party was the motherf*&^%&@ bend!"

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no bend

a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference between limp and hard in length or size.

he tried to triz; thats when I saw he had no bend

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the bends

what you get when your gf thinks your penis is a gear shaft and shifts into reverse while on top. it's not broken, it's the bends.

last night was more than a little rough...i got the bends, man.

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bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession

Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.

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Chattahoochie Bend

anal intercourse engaged in the shower, positioned where the water runs down her crack in a bent over position

When i invite a girl over, i always suggest the Chattahoochie Bend