Better

1. To show increase in quality, or feeling recovered.
2. "You best be" in a slight aggressive but playfully way.

(The other person usually responds with "nvm" and the opposite, but varies with conversation)

Used in some counties around SoCal (2)

Boy: I'm Ready to Head out now
Girl: Fucking better be
Boy: Nvm im reading to head in now

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betterance

An improvement or advancement for someone or something.

In "A Modest Proposal", Swift suggests the eating of Irish babies, for the betterance of the Irish people.

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bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

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better

to use a good word as a manner of a bad one.. to emphasise a bad word to make it worse than what it actually is..

that lad over there is a better wanker!

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betterer

adj. An improper way of saying that something has improved but not by much.

It's basically like saying: Something has improved, but not enough to say that it's 'better'

Note: An emphasis (italics) is usually placed on the last "er" to make clear the lack of substantial improvement.

Examples:

1)
Child: How do you feel I'm doing with my sparring?
Karate Instructor: It's ... better'er' - you still got some work to do.

2)
Person 1: How are you doing in school?
Person 2: I'm doing betterer ... I'm still getting some Cs though.

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that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

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Better

Or worse?

Idiot "YoU tHiNk YoU'rE bEtTeR tHaN gOd!?"

Hym "Do you want YOUR kids to be better than you or worse?"

Idiot "......"

Hym 😐 "Hmm? Better or worse?"

Idiot "....."

Hym "I'm not hearing a response to the words that I said." 😐

Idiot "........"

Hym "It's almost as if you're not responding because the correct answer to the question would prove that I'm doing it right and that YOU are doing it wrong..."

Idiot "...."

Hym "You're doing that wrong." 😐

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