betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses

1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?

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betterer

better than better. Often used when trying to trump someones belief that one thing is better than another.

Dave: Google is better. Sally: Yahoo is betterer.

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Betterer

Taking something to the next level. Better than 'ace' but not as good as 'bettererer'

Gail: Hey Scott, Corby is ace!
Scott: No Gail, I think you'll find that Corby is even betterer!

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betterer

1. When you want to stress the need for vast improvement.

2. When you wish to convey that someone's future state needs plenty of work.

Damit Skyler, how do you botch an simple introductory email? Be BETTERER!

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betterful

to increase the good qualities of; make better; improve + excellent; great; marvelous.

Simple acts to make the world a betterful place.

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bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

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Better

I wouldn't say better but...

Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷

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