bjork

synonym for vomit (use in place of puke)

"dang cheryl, that bostom cream pie was rich...oh dear....cheryl, pass me that there bucket...I think I'm gonna bjork"

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bjork

Lame,typical Mtv-Eurotrash drivel.

yawn yawn yawn snore snore snore

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Bjork

Sexual activity between colleagues or teachers and students. Takes place in High School.

Do you want to bjork your teacher?

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Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

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brant bjork

former Kyuss drummer. left after Welcome to Sky Valley. Was in lots of bands afterwards, Fu Manchu etc. Now a solo artist with his band The Bros.

I've checked out Saved By Magic by Brant Bjork. That record is totally rad!

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Bjork Nazi

A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.

"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."

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Bjorked Up

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.

"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"

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