Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

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blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

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blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

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Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

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blap-blap

VERB; the act of a man swinging his nutsack back forth without using his hands, thus when the sack swing back hitting the taint it will result in the sound similiar to BLAP-BLAP

JOE SHOWED EVERYONE THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING BY DOING BLAP-BLAPS

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blaps

mistake

"opps I made a blaps" South African surf term

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Blap

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"