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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.
The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.
Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!
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When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.
My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
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Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
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Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.
It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.
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eating out a chick when she is on her menstrual cycle.
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When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!
Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!
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