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Blowjob. A common misinterpreted word. You see, as most people think the word derives from the act of getting your genitals sucked or blowed, it does not. As with most jobs, it is the final result that counts, and so the actual meaning of the word is decided by the final result, or more precisely the part where you blow your load. So be careful and don't mix the phrase "I want a blowjob" with "I want you to suck my dick", for with the latter the definition would sadly be to get your dick sucked halfway and then left hanging. Not cool.
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Dude: I want you to suck my dick until I cum down your throat!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
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Preforming felatio to a persons penis multiple times sucking face fucking gagging deepthroating choking blowing on are all part of the blowjobs technique plus many many more
I have never received so many blowjobs ever in my life than today
why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.
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Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
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A shooting drink named so as to cause embarrasement to decent folks, and pleasure to sad pervs
"Waitress, can I have a blowjob?"
"What!?? ...oh"
"(ugh)/(snigger snigger)"
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Something gullible young girls will do to try and be popular or get attention . Usually just leads to the dicking sucking girl to be laughed at by other girls in school and passed around and treated like a ho by the guys. Will frequently lead to the nicknames, BJ, Hummer or Chickhead, as well as a whooping case of herpes.
Damn dude, hook up with Sarah at the party, she's so desperate for attention that she'll give a blowjob to anyone. She plays a nice little tune on the ol' bone a phone.
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When us ladies put our mouth's on a guys dick and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while lovingly massage his balls and always deep throat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.
My husband Tom and I were on vacation in the Bahamas. We were swimming in the deep water when I decided I'd give him a nice blowjob to show him some gratitude and appreciation for all he does for me (he is a professional football player who makes nearly twelve million dollars a year, which allows me to live lavishly in our multi million dollar condo in the city). I swam underneath him and positioned myself between his strong, muscular legs. I slide down his trunks and push his hard penis inside of my mouth. I swirl my tongue around his head and he gently pushes my face deeper into his crotch. Suddenly out of nowhere I am bombarded with a sweet substance. I can't tell whether it is urine or semen so I lick it up with pleasure... This was a great experience for both Tom and I.
My wife Grace and I were in the Bahamas and we were swimming in the deep waters when out of nowhere my wife decides to go down on pee. 'Shit!' I think to myself because just as she does this, I get this immense urge to pee. She swirls her tongue around my penis ever so gently and I'm tempted to push her away, but I can't, so I push her in. She causes me to explode and just when I think she will be mad that I have jizzed all over her, she happily brushes it away with her smooth tongue. I love my wife very much.
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