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Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene
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(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.
"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"
A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.
Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.
“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”
(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.
(syn) trailer swiftie
"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."
An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.
“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”
The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.