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A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
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A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
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Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant
Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
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When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse
Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
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an adverb. The state of being erect.
When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.
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A person who is a huge fan of the hit VR game Boneworks.
Person - Yo did you see the new Boneworks update?
Person2 - Yeah bro, I'm a total Boner.
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