braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

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braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.

I wish I still had my braces.
Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.

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braces

noun
1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)

owWww god damn it i hate braces its like a living hell

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braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.

I wish I still had my braces.

Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.

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braces

Can either be the most beautiful or the ugliest accessory, depending completely on the people who wear it.

I don't mind braces on a hot Asian chick (I love them in fact), but it annoys the hell out of me when I see some pizza-faced geek wearing them.

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braces

1.Medievil teeth straitening devices.(also torture devices 2.For people enjoy hurting the people they kiss. 3.For people to dont like going down on guys with foreskin. you just cercomsize them with your braces. 4.For fat people. you lose so mch weight with braces cause most of the junk food you cant eat.

1.Evil dentist: you need medievil teeth strai... i mean braces.

2.*whispers to friend* hey dare me to kis that guy over there and hurt him cause i got braces....

3.**thinks to self** eww he has foreskin.. hmm iknow what to do **smiles** **braces glissen** guy: **sreams**

4. TV voice: Need to lose weight? well get braces you fatty.

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Braces

The (probably) living and breathing version of hell, and a contraption that converts hot people into fugly nerds, like myself.

Briana:Crap, I have to get braces.
Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie
Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DRAWER!
Ken:Your braces make you fugly

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