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Braveheart 2 is the spiritual sequel to the original Braveheart. This film is also more commonly know as The Patriot. Named so do to it being part of what seems a trilogy of war movies starring Mel Gibson to later include We Were Soldiers.
John: Have you ever seen The Patriot?
Mike: Oh yeah, you mean Braveheart 2.
The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.
It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.
The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.
Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
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The moment that you stand up against what's wrong, where you fight for what's right, and you feel damn good doing it.
Symptoms lead to rubbing face paint on yourself, pacing back and forth while motivating others, and yelling FREEDOM. Often cases, you want to yell this before you beat someone's ass or do something courageous.
"Listen asshole, I'm going to beat your ass!" -Derek
"No... no you won't... not this time... THIS IS MY BRAVEHEART MOMENT, FREEEEEDOM!" -Kyle
*Derek gets his ass beat*
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similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner
The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe
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The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.
Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
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a big fat wooly wanka she is amazing person horse girl go NEIGH NEIGH GRRRRRR will bark at people if u come close to her YEAH YEAH WOLLY MAMMOTH she is great friend and is cool person who will drive you over in fortnite OWOOOOOO PROOO XD RAWR XD XD SHE WILL BEAT U UP UWU OWO XD XD XD XD LAUGHING EMOJI!
Person 1: OI CADENCE BRAVEHEART COME BACK HERE NOW!
Person 2: no❤️