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Breaking Bad

A television drama about a chemistry teacher who resorts to creating and selling methamphetamine to pay hospital bills, because in all his years of teaching he somehow never got any assets or saved up money.

Through out the show the main character completely avoids the DEA, snitches and generally jealous people that would do him in. If this show was based on reality he'd have gone to prison for sentence's longer then pedophiles, rapist and murderers, after his street dealers were followed around and phone tapped, but the show isn't based on reality, so it's just something for people to come back to for entertainment.

"I've seen all the episodes of Breaking Bad so far on t.v."

"I don't get where the whole fighting terrorism direction was going with the school teacher in Breaking Bad, so I stopped watching."

by youKnowyouKnow August 26, 2013

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breaking bad

a very good show about a guy who has resorted to cooking meth to pay for his cancer and the rest of his family's life i like it but he has a weird ass family an ugly wife who he use to bone every other episode a kid who unfortunately has cerebral palsy his wife's sister is just fucking weird and his brother in law is a member of the dea but otherwise it is a great show

did you see that episode of breaking bad?

ya it was good

by brarg April 8, 2010

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Breaking Bad

The act of using methamphetamine.

I've been up for 3 days Breaking Bad with my tweeker buddies.

by fukmook April 13, 2010

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Breaking Bad

A great show, but definitely not the best show of all time.

Jimmy: "Holy shit bro! Just watched the Breaking Bad finale, best fucking show ever!"

Steven: "Have you seen The Sopranos or The Wire you dumb motherfucker?"

by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus October 5, 2013

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Breaking Bad

A popular TV show that I've never watched but hate because I'm a man named Skyler and Breaking Bad has caused the world to consider it a girl name.

Breaking Bad has ruined the lives of every male named Skyler.

by RuralAtlas March 3, 2019

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Breaking Bad Boner

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.

Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"

by Moshbearpig July 26, 2013

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Breaking Bad 4x13

- The best episode of Breaking Bad ever seen. Correction : the best piece of a TV Show ever designed in the known universe. And beyond.
- Has the ability to make you stuck to your screen so intensively that if you need a piss or a poo, you just do it on yourself because you don't wanna miss Walter White's next move towards Gus.
- When it's ended, makes you scream as a demonic posessed person : "OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!"

- Oh, man, I just watched Breaking Bad 4x13 episode last night...
- So ?
- OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!
- Ok.

by Abondakor November 8, 2011

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