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A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.
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After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
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Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."
Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
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1. The Dallas Cowboys. Two of them which are named Tony Romo and Jason Witten.
2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".
3. Sodomy.
1. Like who gives a shit about some gay ass Brokeback Mountain team from Texas where there is a bunch of steers and queers and some fat ass rednecks who eat up all the food and nee to lose weight. Fuckin pieces of Texas Trailer Park Trash! They are always gonna be second to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowls and always be the Philadelphia Eagles' bitch!
2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.
3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.
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Someone who fucked himself up while doing something or who got fucked up by someone else.
- Hey dude, what happened to you ?
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww
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Film that would have sucked if it wasn't for the hotness of Donnie Darko and the other guy.
Very,very...VERY close to nicely shot gay p33n at times.
I'm 14 and I enjoyed it although it has made me have weird dreams...usually envolving Gerard Way...and Donnie Darko...Gary Oldman...etc
Frank the bunny rabbit: (Watching Brokeback Mountain) So THAT'S what donnie is up to these days...well I be damned.
Me and fwendy:(Watching Brokeback Mountain)Ewww!!!
(Ten seconds later) ~Drool~
Me: Godamn not that dream again! Oh I feel so DIRTY!
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1.a word used to describe a dallas cowboys superbowl victory
2.a really game movie with really gay cowboys
dude that victory was a total brokeback mountain story
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A person of the small suburban town Mahwah New Jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the United States. In reality, Mahwah is 20 Miles away from New York City, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.
"Yo... why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?"
"Oh thats Trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer...fuckin fat faggot.."
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