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a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?
George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
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One of the biggest arguments you'd ever see on the internet. Many people argue that the tiger could kill the bear, and vice versa. Typically, you'd look to nature to settle this conflict but it is just as complicated in the wild. The tigers manage to kill and eat bears more often then bears kill tigers, but it is unclear in most encounters whether the tigers and bears were both healthy, or how old and experienced they were.
Siberian tiger vs Brown bear is the greatest argument since Brown vs Board of Ed.
Like Eskimo brothers (men having sex with the same female, share an igloo), "cave clan" members have had anal sex with the same female, i. E. been in the same dark hole.
Dude1: That girl ladt night had aunt Flo visiting, do she let me tap the balloon hole.
Dude2: Same with me a few months ago. She was ragging so she let me in through the backdoor. Guess we part of the same brown bear clan now.
They are brown bears that cuddle with you
Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.