When you bury the lede, you are putting the most important/interesting information at the end of your story instead starting off with it.
This term is often used in journalism when a journalist places the newsworthy part of the story after the minor or irrelevant details.
Burying the lede can also be used for comedic effect, especially if it's in "rule of three" format.
Example of bury the lede:
Melissa: God, yesterday was the worst!
Austin: Why? What happened?
Melissa: I broke my custom controller, stepped in shit, and ripped my new t-shirt!
Austin: That sucks, dude.
Melissa: Oh, and my dad got hit by a semi truck that spun out of control after swerving to avoid a stampede of rabid tigers that escaped from someone's house.
Austin: Uhh, talk about burying the lede.
The act of taking one's thumb, sticking it out, and then jamming said thumb up one's ass. For those times when fuck off just doesn't get the message across.
Person 1: Blah blah boring personal anecdote blah blah...
Person 2: How about instead of telling your shitty story, you go bury one?
Person 1:(sulks off to go stick their thumb up their ass)
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Awsome slang phrase for sexual intercourse.
"Dude, Did you bury the bone last night?"
"Hell ya it was tight!"
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when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her
Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.
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To insert a penis into a vagina
I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!
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to make peace (from the alleged Native American practice of burying one's weapons as a sign of peace)
It's time we stopped fighting and bury the hatchet.
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To bury a friend you mean to bury old friends in your mind that you used to be close with.
If you was friends with some, but now you donβt speak, you can say that you have beried them and no longer think about them. You also donβt think about memories with them.
Iβve buried loads of friends/ Iβve had to bury a friend
James: remember *name*
You*: yeah, Iβve buried him/her now.
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