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a thing that people eat for food.
THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.
Teh History of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside.
George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;
Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
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A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
The act of taking a spoonful of peanut butter and nutella and shoving it in a girl's vagina, then eating it out.
guy 1: Hey man how was that date last night?
guy 2: Great, I gave the girl a Reese's CumNut Butter Cup and it was amazing.
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A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.
Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!
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when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.
"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"
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When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.
wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!
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