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to masturbate
Variation: to churn out nut butter
I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.
Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!
love juice that comes out of your spam javelin
chris evans likes his he-nut butter
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what people eat when they get pwned.
a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!
Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.
Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.
Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
When one takes their sweaty nut sack and slaps another person across the face.
There is nothing like working in the yard for a couple of hours in July then treating your girl to a nut butter splash before you shower.
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it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter
example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"
"really did you shuve it in her ass"
"hell yah" :P
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The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.
"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."