Sugar the butter, butter the toast

“I won’t sugar the butter, but I will butter the toast”
A phrase meaning you don’t have any good news, but you’ll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, “I won’t sugar coat this”

“I have some bad news for you”
“Well, don’t sugar the butter, butter the toast”

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Do you need some butter for that toast

Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

Butter the toast

Making a girl turned on and wet before having sex with them.

He needs to butter the toast before we do it.

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"