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Cancer

Jake Paul or a disease

"I see Cancer"
"How can you see Cancer?"
"If you see Jake Paul"
"EW he is cancer"

by ThePotatoeDictionary March 28, 2018

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

Fourth sign of the Zodiac. From June 22 to July 22.
The Cancer person is: fearless, tenacious, retentive, resourceful, self-contained, very defensive, family- and home-oriented, intuitive, honest, generous, humorous, traditional, perceptive, emotional, loving, shrewd, proud, sensitive, protective, nurturing, cautious, helpful, purposeful, wise, easily flattered, hard-working, romantic, imaginative, security-oriented, very sexual, nurturing, warm, sympathetic, patriotic, sentimental, caring, and extremely protective of loved ones, and very innocent.

The Cancerian is prone to being changeable or moody, hyper-sensitivite, touchy, patriotic, clingy and unable to let go, tenacious, devious, dominating, secretive, coldness, madness, overcritical or harshness, blunt, ruthless, suspicious, jealous, quick-tempered, violent, volatile, controlling, depressive, deceitful, lacking in stability, manipulative, aloof, dogmatic, eccentric, boastful, reckless, over-dramatic and somewhat arrogant.
Cancers can have problems coming out of their shell. THey're often times reffered to as the "snail" human.

I am a Cancer.
Opposite signs: Capricorn
Compatible: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
50/50: Aries
Incompatible: Aquarius, Libra

by SoUlxRiDaH January 18, 2008

903πŸ‘ 352πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

Something that my mom told me I have but I still don’t know what it is..

I have cancer

by Gonefortea March 5, 2021

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

- Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and metastasize to new body sites.

- The pathological condition characterized by such growths.
A pernicious, spreading evil.

- A term often used as an insult when referring to someone who is a pathelogical source of trouble and discord within a group. Sadly, this word is usually used as an insult when the moron looking to talk trash about another person, and just can't come up with anything more original. See skippy mcnipplehead, hag, clannie, chickenshit, and the queen.

Use one and two: "How sad, did you hear about George? He was diagnosed with cancer."

Use three: "I'm taking measures to make sure that this crap doesn't happen anymore. I usually try to stay out of it, but I've hit my limit. Now it's my turn. Remove the cancer...then and only then can the healing begin. We'll be ok."

To which a proper response would be...

"Hell, If we're "CANCER", then ya'll are "AIDS", because at least we only destroy ourselves... you people destroy each other."

by The Cancer Coven November 22, 2004

361πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


Cancer

The 4th astrological sign of the zodiac. The sun is in this sign from June 21st to July 22nd. Cancer's element is Water and quality is Cardinal. The moon is it's ruler, governing the feeling nature of an individual such as emotional makeup, and unconscious habits. They have maternal instincts and are very receptive. The power of the moon is usually hidden until an eclipse where we are reminded that it is no less influential than the sun. It can be hard for Cancer to let go of the past, they are moody people but are loving and imaginative. They are considered to be compatible with signs of the same element (Scorpio, Pisces, and Cancer itself). Their main body part is the breast and the polar opposite of Cancer is Capricorn.

Cancer is the mother of the signs... tits or GTFO

by bromodragonfly August 4, 2010

120πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


cancer

Jake Paul

Boy i hate cancer.

by Mimikyu_12360 August 31, 2017


that's cancer

a term used to describe something bad, stupid, or all around toxic. used in a bad sense because fuck cancer.

Guy 1: you like my shirt
Guy 2: no that's cancer take it off
Guy 1: screw you guy

by mega male February 4, 2021