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Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.
Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.
A man with a penis wider than it is long.
"It's not long but it's big around, that's why they call me Tuna Can Tommy."
marijuana that comes sealed in a tuna can; usually very potent.
"Man, this tuna can kush has gotten me so lifted"
2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).
"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"
A person with a penis that is wider than it is long
I hear Johnny is a tuna can sam!
when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.
Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.
Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).
I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.