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MY MOM she slays mine and yours and your grandma’s asses. creator of the iconic song When You Feel Like Shit On Your Period. don’t play with the pasta queen. her voice is like an angel and will leave your wig in the next dimension. she’s a punny, gorgeous, loving, kind human whom the world does not deserve. singular is coming for the world’s weaves don’t say i didn’t warn you. she took a shower and she’s feeling wet. be an intellectual and go stream EVOLution and Eyes Wide Open, your ears will thank me later. don’t even try to hate on her because she’ll sick goodwin on you. she pushed all the lemons and has proved that she will keep snapping and keep showing the world that she ain’t no child. *peace signs out*
i’m gay for Sabrina Carpenter and for Sabrina Carpenter only
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When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.
I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.
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MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too)
There's nothing she can't do.
"Holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."
"Ikr, there's nithing she can't do."
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Sabrina Carpenter is not only my favorite singer and actress, but she is my family. She is so open and genuine to all of her fans. Sabrina is so beautiful on the inside and out. It's such a shame that there are people calling her a Disney star because she is so much more than that and has so much potential. I predict that she is going to be as big as her musical influences Adele and Rihanna. If you have never listened to her music, why are you still here? Go listen! Yes, you! Go listen!
And her acting... Sabrina is one of the best there is. She does many different roles and even tried one out of her comfort zone! It is easy to tell that Sabrina loves what she is doing. You can watch her in Girl Meets World, The Hate U Give, Tall Girl, and many more projects! Coming up she has Clouds, Work It and more she hasn't mentioned yet!
I love Sabrina with every part of my heart and can't wait to see her change the world! :)
Mom: You need to stop obsessing over Sabrina Carpenter.
Me: She has been there for me when you weren't.
Mom: She is a nothing.
Me: She is my everything, and my family. That's all that matters.
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A female called Helen who is a carpenter.
Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.
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The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp
You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!
This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.
You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.