Cart

When someone farts and sneezes simultaneously, producing a resultant sound that is equivalent to Satan's exorcism. Such release of bodily gas from the butt hole and the mouth hole releases tension in the individual's body but causes great discomfort to those around him.

Joanna carted! Ewwwww
I am sick and I just had beans for lunch. Carted so hard in the bathroom, like Deandra taking a shit.

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Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

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Cart

Something you go shooping in; or jump on it and have fun is da parkinglot.

Ẅoah, Bailey go zoom i the cart in front of the supermarket.

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Cart

A big joke. it's F1 except in America. who likes open wheeled road course racing anyway? its to foreign. except IRL which is actually exceiting open-wheeled racing.

billy watches cart because he's a commie.

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Cart

To Cum and Fart simultaneously.

Was getting a blowjob from Susan last night and I totally carted... she didn't even slow down.

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Cart

A hybrid between arts and crafts. Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth describes her channel this way.

“I have a cart channel”

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Cart

-to greatly exaggerate a bid or an offer in the commodities market
-see pinnochio...
from Latin NOSUS GROWUS

I was short- but had to get out- when I got CARTED by a Dave bid ....
It dumped !!!!!!!!!

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