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A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh
*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”
Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.
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vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )
Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.
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When a man dates a woman that is way older than a cougar or milf. Casket Robber is the antonym for Cradle Robber.
A 23 year old man trying to get in the pants of a 65 year old woman.
Yo Damn, Doug! That lady is old enough to be your grandma! Quit trying to be a damned Casket Robber! Sicko..
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Glass Casket are a death metal band from NC (formed in 2001) consisting of members from Between the Buried and Me and Narayan. They currently have two albums. Their sound is brutal and emotional. Give 'em a listen. You'll like 'em.
Glass Casket will destroy your face.
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