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When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
Noah Centipede is an actor who appeared in ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Sierra Burgess Is a Loser’ and ‘The Perfect Date’. He is not a good actor as he plays the same character over and over again. His personality is like a tiktok weirdo, giving off jacob sartorius vibes. He doesn’t have the looks, or jawline either. We can’t stan.
“Ugh, did you see the new movie that Noah Centipede is in?”. “Noah Centipede is cancelled”.
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Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.
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A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
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How to get annoying people to shut up.
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
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A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?
The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
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