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cherokee: i'll be there at 10am
@10am
friend: where the fk is he?
@12pm
cherokee: yo wassup
friend: thought u said we'd meet at 10. u dog
cherokee: suck my dick ey i was "busy". it's ur fault
friend: o yeh my bad forgot about the cherokee factor
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A sexual act where a man places his testicles on a woman's chin and his penis on her neck so that the testicles form around the shaft and the tip of the penis lays at the throat, all while impersonating Andrew Jackson.
"Dude, the bitch wouldn't suck me off, so I gave her a Cherokee Chinstrap."
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A mid-sized SUV introduced by Jeep in 1993 to compete against Ford's Explorer, and Motor Trend's "Truck of the Year" for 1993. Larger than the Cherokee, the Grand Cherokee is undeniably Jeep, with the brand's distinguishing angular and oversized wheel wells, seven-slot grill, and all-around angular styling. Models from 1993-1998 are known as ZJs, 1999-2004 are WJs, and the latest models, introduced in 2005, are known as WKs. Grand Cherokees have historically been overpowered, starting with the Chrysler 318 V8 in the 1993 model. In 1998, Jeep introduced the Grand Cherokee 5.9, named after the 5.9 liter Chrysler 360 engine they offered as an option. This special-edition Grand Cherokee was marketed as the world's fastest SUV, storming from 0-60 mph in 6.1 seconds, a remarkable feet for an SUV at the time. Jeep looks to be continuing that trend into 2006 with the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8, powered by a 6.1 liter HEMI engine that propels the vehicle to 60 mph in "less than 5 seconds."
The Jeep Grand Cherokee is an extremely capable off-road performer when properly equipped, with enough road-manners to make it suitable as a main vehicle in any household. It's distinctive styling has made it a good seller for the Jeep brand and a well-respected SUV to boot. It's powerful engine options ensure that you'll be able to put any ricer in their place
*Note "SUV" was used in place for Grand Cherokees merely as a convenience and for the sake of simply conveying the intended message. See example.
My Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep.
Your Grand Cherokee is far more capable and attractive than my 4Runner.
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one of the baddest pieces of machinery that chrysler has made. (second only to the Dodge Ram)
the only vehicle I know of that'll take a half inch steel trailer hitch to the grill at 30 miles per hour and not even so much as skip.
The only thing better than my 94 Grand Cherokee Laredo with a 5.7 liter 318 on an 8" lift is my 99 Ram 2500 with a 6.7 liter cummins turbo.
No, Mr. Insurance Agent, I dont need a tow truck. I'll drive to the body shop.
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It when you steal her lipstick to draw a flower around her asshole before anal
I gave jenny a cherokee rose with her new lipstick last night, she wasn’t mad as I expected.
One of the most legendary figures the throughout the known world he is seen in many cultures mytholgy and is often depicted ae a slender but muscular man in a large headdress made of the most elegant feathers riding a giant eagle with gold tipped feathers and is often hidden in the background a paintings made by Leonardo da vinci such as the mona lisa.
The heavens split and lighting shoots as the mighty cherokee thunda desends on his eagle.
Crazy sex with a woman on her period. Just as the man comes he reaches down and wipes blood on his face like warpaint and cries out like he's riding into battle.
extra points if you paint her face too...
guy 1: Dude, I had an amazing dirty cherokee last night, can you see the marks?
guy 2: gross dude.
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