Chimp

Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.

Stop being such a chimp

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chimped

To be under the influence of marijuana.

Oh man, I'm so chimped.

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Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

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Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

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Chimp

Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.

hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.

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Chimp

n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

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Chimp

A dumbass person

Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."

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