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The era when the guitarist for Queen, Brian May, had a beard. He looked a heck of a lot like Jesus and now Queen fans worship him.
Can I interest you in coming to the church of Brisus Christ?
It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.
{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!
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After legendary actor Heath Ledger died, he came to be Heathus Christ. His followers attend the Church of Heathus Christ Ledger-Day Saints.
'Our Lord and Savior Heathus Christ came to be one day on ONTD. His disciples come from all walks of life for Heathus Christ shows all the light.'
"Heathus Christ! Don't do that again, you scared me!"
"My Dear Lord Heathus Christ, please save me from this life."
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frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck
Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again
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A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.
Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain
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A gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the bassist for Avenged Sevenfold.
OH NO, WHERE'S JOHNNY CHRIST? EVERYONE, CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES!
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A skater with long luscious brown hair that looks like the reincarnation of Jesus and shreds so hard it makes you want to cream your pants
Oh my gosh look at Steezus Christ back at it again shredding for our sins.
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