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When a piece of shit, at least 1 inch in length, gets stuck in the anus or to the anal hairs, and prevents you from having a clean wipe.
Oh shit, we've got a 1040 clinger!!
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Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").
That guy Kwame is a real Ginger Clinger, he always fancies ginger girls!
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when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.
guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
AWKWARD
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The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
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When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
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An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"
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A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.
Vagina Clinger would not get off my dick, Bob.
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