POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

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Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

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close call

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.

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closed circuit

confidential; inside information only between tow parties

"let's keep this info closed circuit, at least till we hear more from the bmoc."

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Bank’s Closed

A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”.

Often said if not appropriate at the moment.

Girl: “babe, wanna make out?”
Guy: “sorry babe, bank’s closed”

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closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

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Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".

Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.

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