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A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
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same thing they call hookers
Cash for Clunkers, in my hood that's how we pay hoes
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Because the 1st definition is completely false, I am forced to bring in the facts for this relatively simple concept.
Cash for clunkers was a program that allowed consumers to trade in their old "clunkers" for a 7500 dollar or more rebate for a newer, more fuel-efficient car. The car had to be MORE than 25 years old, had to have a mpg of LESS than 18 and the trade in had to be more fuel efficient. Because of Cash for clunkers, GM was saved. As a result of continuing profits, GM was able to pay back the government with interest way ahead of schedule.
This is one of the smartest decisions the government has made in recent history.
"With Cash For Clunkers, I was able to trade in my old pickup truck for a brand new toyota camry! Because of this, I can spend less money on gas and actually put food on the table"
- actual person
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A man or woman who is obsessed with "cleavage". Hence grabbing the women's cleavage.
Jan, Nick is such a cleavage clunker. The whole night Nick kept on trying to grab my cleavage!
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Massive fish to pretty much what ever you want to be called a clunker
Matt just pulled a massive clunker right out of the river yesterday!
A set of huge boobs
"I was staring at her clunkers most of the time"
"What are clunkers?"
"I dunno, its a cool word for boobs tough, innit? Absolute clunkers. Clunkers and a half. Love some nice proper clunks"
Money the government will pay you to turn in your old car and buy a new one as part of the "Cash for Clunkers" program.
Yo bro, how'd you swing buyin' that new car?
I bought it with clunker bucks! Thanks for payin' your taxes dude!