After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.
My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.
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Calling cobbs means if you see someone with a food or drink you like if you say "COBBS!" They either have to give you the whole thing or a bite. If they fail to do this you get to slap them in the face 1 time. To avoid getting cobbs called on you you have to say "No cobbs as soon as you get your food.
Brandon gets a snickers bar.
James: COBBS!
Brandon has to give the whole thing or a piece of the snickers bar to James
Brandon gets a snickers bar.
Brandon says No Cobbs!
Calling cobbs can not be done now
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(Adverb) The act of a sailor losing one's temper while sailing a regatta and committing violence upon another competitor.
After missing the windward mark, the sailor rammed his boat into another, boarded the craft, and began beating the hapless victim. The angry sailor had gone all Brodie Cobb on everyone.
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V-Cobbs is abbreviated for the two words Vagina Cobwebs.
A: Describes a female/Woman who has not had Sex in a long period of time.
B: Insult to a female who has not had sex in a long time.
C: A female version of the Male equivalent to Blue-Balls.
"That girl at the bar has V-cobbs for sure"
A response to a woman who asks if your Sun Glasses are dirty. "Do you have V-Cobbs? I like my Sun Glasses Dirty!"
Check it that girl over there has never had sex she has got some massive V-Cobbs going on and she needs her V-Cobbs cleaned out!
A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"
The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.
Multi-million dollar homes, multiple golf courses including Atlanta Country Club, beautiful and classy people, flashy cars, and 15 minute interstate access south to Buckhead. East cobb is home to a lot of Atlanta's greatest wealth, and over the decades has grown substantially.
At UGA, they call us "East Cobb Snobs."
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A creek that runs through Haverford (in Delaware County, Pennsylvania) past the historic Grange estate, then becomes the border between Upper Darby Township and the City of Philadelphia. It then passes between the borough of Millbourne and philly before turning south past Fernwood Cemetery, again serving as the border between Upper Darby and Philadelphia. It then becomes the border between Yeadon borough and Philadelphia and continues south to border Colwyn and Philly. It flows into Darby creek at the Colwyn, Sharon Hill, and Darby township border lines. SEPTA's route 100 high speed trolly line (old P&W) runs next to it in Haverford and part of Upper Darby. The Cobbs creek parkway borders it for a while in Philadelpia as well as Cobbs creek park. SEPTA's Market-Frankford line borders the creek in the borough of Millborne.
I wouldn't want to take a dip in Cobbs creek, I think it's a super fund site!
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