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A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.
"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
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the most amazing drink ever. when you drink it, your taste buds jump all around and have a huge party because the Coca-Cola tastes so good.
Dude, I just had the best drink ever ! Coca-Cola !
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Way better than pepsi...pepsi has too much sugar and tastes too sweet.
Coke is way better than pepsi cause it isn't weighted down with sugar.
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coca-cola, better then pepsi and the best drug out there
dang, i had a orgasm in my mouth when the coca-cola hit it
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The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.
Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.
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Was first bottled by lawers in 1899 by attorneys in Chattanooga.
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