coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

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coffee

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.

need coffee, coffee good.

coffee

definition of perfection in liquid form ^v^

I love coffee, its perfect.

coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

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coffee

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

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coffee

A satanist potion

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

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coffee

To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"

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